As our world burns, company executives are determined to make your wait for the inevitable as delightful as possible. Our engineers agreed, and volunteered to put in the extra hours at no cost to the company, to present their beloved users with a way to experience this piece of computing history directly from a web browser.

After skipping several pages of demands for food, sleep, and payment, they would like you to know that they used the divine power of Web Assembly, what they now consider to be the one true Assembly through the special revelation of sleep deprived hallucinations and copy.sh.

Additionally, they have provided an ISO that has networking disabled, in hopes of currying favor for a spot in our executive bomb shelters.

Our customers and shareholders need not worry, we have very strict policies on not allowing commoners a space there. We are dedicated to ensuring profitability even during the worst apocalypses and the reconstruction after.